If you saw the NFL draft like I didn’t, the big news of the day and weekend was the Jets moving up in the draft to get Marky Mark Sanchez. I’m not player hater, but Mark Sanchez? What has he done in 16 games for USC is somewhat impressive, but that does not warrant a first round draft pick.
He’s immobile and his balls float in the air. If you don’t believe me, just check out that Oregon State game that USC lost to. Also, I believe his success is a result of the lightning fast defense of USC coupled more importantly to the pro-caliber play of the receivers making Sanchez’s passes look good as well as hide his weaknesses.
Don’t get me wrong. I believe that he can play, but for him to start right away is quite of a joke. Sure USC plays in a professional offense, but that doesn’t mean he plays against professional defenses. If you take a look at the past few USC quarterbacks, only Carson Palmer has lived up to the hype. Matt Cassell actually surpassed his “hype” (or lack thereof) while Matt Leinart lost to “old man” Kurt Warner. Let’s not forget about John David Booty. He’s on the Vikings bench behind Tavaris Jackson. Remember this is the same John David Booty that is even more immobile than Mark Sanchez, but somehow won the starting job over Sanchez while he was at USC. This doesn’t bode well for Mark, but you never know. He might turn out to be a Marky Mark Wahlberg, meaning he left singing and turned into a better actor. If that is the case, I guess he better brush up on his skills pertaining to sports analysis.
Until then, check out Marky Mark Sanchez er Wahlberg. See how he rhymes so “well.” Let’s hope Sanchez can play football better then Wahlberg can rap (for the Jets sake anyways):
If you have been following our Sick’ems then you will know the record stands at Jadamusss 1-1 and Quackster 0-2. It appears that I was right that Lucky isn’t so lucky and Quackster will need to do some real analysis if he hopes to pick the Super Bowl winner.
Jadamusss’s Super Bowl Sick’em
On paper, the Pittsburgh Steelers are the clear favorite even without Hines Ward. They have a superior defense that crushes opponent’s will. Their offense can move the ball through the air and on the ground. The Arizona Cardinals supposedly can’t defend against anyone and they have a 37-year-old quarterback named Kurt Warner. Even with the odds against them, I like the Arizona Cardinals and they will win by 4 points. The Cardinals will execute a similar game plan that they used against the Eagles. Edgerrin James will bust out for 115 rushing yards and two touchdowns. Kurt Warner will be consistent and throw for 250 yards and two touchdowns. At the end, their offense will have done just enough to pull out a win. Kurt Warner will have a fourth quarter scoring drive that will win the game and he will be name the Super Bowl MVP.
Quackster’s Super Bowl Sick’em
First of all, you can’t kick a dog when he’s down yo! So Lucky was run over by a car in an accident, but somehow he survived with some relatively minor gashes. Nevertheless, he was able to stay upright and still yearned to play catch right after the accident as if nothing happened. This reminds me of the Jeff Garcia game at then end of the regular season where he got clocked by Quentin Jammer resulting in a bloody face. So you’ve got to give the dog a break since he may have envisioned an alternate reality when he got clocked by the hit and run car. At the very least, he’s alive and getting better. With this improved health, he has viewed the future and his tail wag toward the west indicates that Arizona will win the Super Bowl, but only by a tail wag. Why? Kurt Warner plays in only close Super Bowl games. This revitalization of The Greatest Show on Dirt (formerly Turf of St. Louis) sports three 1000-yd receivers (Larry Fitzgerald, Anquan Boldin and Steve Breaston). This triple threat will be hard to defend. As for the Steelers being the favorite, you’d think they’d knock this game out of the ballpark against a 9-7 Cardinal Team, but injuries in the past few games to Hines Ward and Troy Polamalu affecting their movement will hurt the team. Without a true go-to receiver and a devastating safety at full health, dropped balls on both sides of the ball will spell doom for the Steelers. To add to this, the flavor of the season is the underdog winning (Barack Obama coming from relatively no where to lead the free world). I guess both of jadamusss and I agree on this pick. Enjoy this barn burner of a game! Finally the end of a championship drought for the once-lowly Cardinals.
Sick’em? Yes you heard us correctly. Sick’em boy! Here at imdownfield.com we have a twist on the proverbial “pick’ems” to call our picks on the winner of a particular match. Unlike others where the decision is made by humans (and our inherent errors and inaccuracies), we allow a dog decide the outcome.
How do you ask? We’ll I’m glad we’ve put you into a tease. Basically without going into too much technical information, we lay out two treats (which represent the two teams in a match) in front of a dog. The treat the dog prefers (a la McGruff ) after we yell “sick’em” is the winner of the match. Our job as the founders is to interpret and analyze this “preference” and relay it to the masses (a.k.a you the reader). For scientific reasons (objectivity and precision), each of us (Quackster, jadamusss) have our own dog that we allow for the decision to be made. We’ll see whose dog is more “accurate.” Without further adieu, here are our results:
Quackster’s Dog, Lucky the Pointer chooses: Eagles over Arizona, Ravens over Steelers
Eagles: Lucky chose the Eagles because they are riding high right now with Donovan McNabb zoned in like a locked target in Top Gun (see my cinematic tastes are not limited to Bruce Willis flicks). Oh by the way, the old Top Gun school in San Diego at Miramar Air Base. Just thought you’d like to know this random tidbit. Now back to the pick. The Cardinals are also riding high (Wow! We got a “cockfight!”), but I think their inexperience at this playoff level will be a detriment. In addition, Jim Johnson’s defensive blitzing schemes will knock the immobile Kurt Warner down and stifle their passing game. Look for Asante Samuel to get some takeaways. Let the Eagles soar (with help from former Attorney General John Ashcroft):
Ravens: The Ravens are to win this game because Lucky knows that the Steelers can’t beat the the Ravens three times in a row, that is unless you are the Raiders in which case any team can have a 3 game winning streak or more, even a BCS football team like Utah. Plus, I think the NFL wants a huge “cockfight” for its final in the Super Bowl. Since cockfighting is illegal now, the next best thing are teams dressed as birds: Eagles, Ravens, Cardinals. Out of these three teams, only the Cardinals are not predators but rather prey. In terms of football play, the Ravens are younger and have a better offense with Joe “Cool” Flacco at the helm. I don’t trust ”Big” Ben Roethlisberger is fully recovered from his multiple spinal and head concusions. The Chargers in the last game did not have a good enough defense to exploit Big Ben. Be fearful of the Ravens my friends because they have the poetic supernatural backing of Edgar Allan Poe.
Jadmusss’s Dog, Sharkee the Shorkie chooses: Arizona over Eagles, Ravens over Steelers
First let me say that Quackster’s borrowed dog Lucky is unlucky so I wouldn’t listen to anything he has to say about who will win this weekend.
Arizona will win by 10 points. Before you get your panties all bunched up, let me explain why. The Eagles are overrated and are getting lucky that teams are over looking them. Asante Samuel is a joke and we all know it. I seriously doubt that he can cover Anquan Boldin or Larry Fitzgerald one on one. This means the Eagles will need to bring safety help everytime Larry or Anquan runs a go route. This will free up the other player and Kurt Warner will have a field day with the Eagles secondary. Also I strongly believe the Donovan McNabb will commit two turnovers that will be the difference in the game. Okay I am going out on a limb on this one, but I will say that Kurt Warner will only be sacked once because the offensive line coach will prepare his line to handle the different looks the Eagles will throw at them. Quick! Can you name the offensive line coach? ……. MMMMM yah that is what I thought. His name is Russ Grimm and prior to being with the Cardinals he was in charge of coaching the stellar Pittsburgh Steelers that won Super Bowl XL.
Ravens will win by 6 points. I strongly believe this will be a smash mouth game with a low scoring output. Big Ben will get hit repeatly in this game and will leave with an injury. I do not wish any harm on anyone, but the Ravens will have heard how the Steelers beat them twice already and how they will lose again. This will add extra bulletin points for the Ravens defense to put a monster hit on Big Ben. Joe Flacco will have studied his game film from the previous meetings and made enough adjustments to win it by two field goals. Also Ed Reed should keep the Steelers passing game honest allowing the pass rush to pressure Big Ben into situations where he will turn the ball over.
What can I say? I’m speechless almost to the point of “shock and awe“. Okay maybe not to that extreme, but I am certainly disappointed at the Carolina Panthers for putting forth a lackluster game against the Arizona Cardinals. The game was basically over by halftime with Jake Delhomme chucking giveaways like he was Santa Claus, the man incarnate. Meanwhile, Kurt Warner was throwing TDs and partying like it was 1999:
In my opinion if the Panthers had stuck with the running game of DeAngelo Williams and Johnathan Stewart, the game would have ended in Carolina’s favor. Instead, an anxiety attack hit after the first few turnovers and the Panthers tried to air it out like they were the “Greatest Show On Turf” of Warner’s Ringling Brothers past. Argh, how frustrating! Continue reading
